The colonists are getting restless again! This time it’s the Canadians. Queen Elizabeth II needs to come in and LAY THE SMACK DOWN.
In case you haven’t been paying attention to the current drama our neighbors to the north are having I can sum it up with one Québécois phrase: Coup d’Etat
Check out the cat fight that’s about to break out in Parliament. Stephen Harper’s going to rip out Stephane Dion’s weave!
Our favorite Canada expert, Daniel Berrier, explains the whole sitch here.
While you read that I’m going to go to the grocery store and stock up on Molson. Who knows if the chaos of this bloody putsch will interfere with beer exports.
Let’s just pray the violence doesn’t spill over the border.
