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Hanukkah Shopping Struggles

Posted in Daily Blog Updates with tags , , , on December 9, 2008 by halehalehale

I’ve been stressing out all week trying to find the perfect gift to give Clark on the first night of Hanukkah.

But, I think I may have found the perfect gift for the co-host who has everything!

I hope they have it in a small!

I hope they have it in a small!


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The Struggle To Prevent Civil War in Canada

Posted in Daily Blog Updates with tags , , , , , on December 3, 2008 by halehalehale


The colonists are getting restless again! This time it’s the Canadians. Queen Elizabeth II needs to come in and LAY THE SMACK DOWN.

In case you haven’t been paying attention to the current drama our neighbors to the north are having I can sum it up with one Québécois phrase: Coup d’Etat

Check out the cat fight that’s about to break out in Parliament. Stephen Harper’s going to rip out Stephane Dion’s weave!

Our favorite Canada expert, Daniel Berrier, explains the whole sitch here.

While you read that I’m going to go to the grocery store and stock up on Molson.  Who knows if the chaos of this bloody putsch will interfere with beer exports.

Let’s just pray the violence doesn’t spill over the border.

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Colin for Equality!

Posted in Daily Blog Updates with tags , , , on December 2, 2008 by crc2622

I was happy to see my Nephew Colin this week during the Holiday weekend. I was even happier when I heard about a little encounter he had today at his school in Atlanta.

After hearing a classmate make fun of another boy for being “Gay”, Colin quickly retorted that in fact his Uncle was Gay and “there is nothing wrong with that.”

Turns out that the demagogues have lost again… They might have beaten us with successfully banning And Tango Makes Three, but the Gays have kids on their side!

Colin

For his part for the Cause Colin becomes the Daily Struggle’s first Kid for Equality!


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The Struggle to Not Cream My Panties While Watching This

Posted in Daily Blog Updates with tags , , , , on December 1, 2008 by halehalehale


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The Struggle to Stay Alive This Holiday Shopping Season

Posted in Daily Blog Updates with tags , , , , on December 1, 2008 by halehalehale

America and the world were shocked and saddened by the carnage of Black Friday this year. An employee was trampled to death at a Wal-Mart and a two died in a shoot out at Toys R Us.
(Luckily all Circuit City shoppers were unharmed)

For those of us in the Mid-Atlantic these tragedies drum up memories of our own painful past of shopping massacres.
Let’s all take a moment of silence and remembrance for the Great Richmond iBook Stampede of 2005.


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Saxby Struggle

Posted in Daily Blog Updates with tags , , on December 1, 2008 by crc2622

With the Georgia Senate Runoff election tomorrow, Saxby “Big Daddy” Chambliss is up with a new ad that is more gross than that congealed salad your Grandmother makes…

Watch as Senator Chambliss tries to embrace President Bush, President-Elect Obama and his entire redneck family!


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Erotic Avocados from the 80’s

Posted in Daily Blog Updates with tags , on December 1, 2008 by halehalehale

Sex can sell anything, even produce. Angie Dickinson proves that point in this classic avocado advertisement. This commercial is both erotic and arousing. After watching it I am not sure what I want the most:
A) To eat an avocado
B) To use an avocado as a butt plug
C) All of the above

EDIT- Thanks to Matt and/or Aaron for displaying this video on their facebook page where I immediately stole it and put it on here.


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